Larry Jaffe

Hoopster

It all started on the playground

shooting hoops with friends...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Photo credit Pat Jones

 

It all started on the playground

shooting hoops with friends.

 

There were five Larry’s

in our neighborhood,

and when one mama shouted Larry

all five commenced to running.

 

Then there was the morning

three of us awaited

the High School bus.

 

We played horse

a basketball game

of ghostlike pretensions

winner takes all

to the next morning contest.

 

We aimed potshots at the basket

without acclaim a

time passing ritual.

 

Suddenly!

Larry Mohlman shouted

at Larry Kempster:

“You’re just like a Jew

you can only do one thing!”

Because he kept shooting lay-ups,

was not basketball worldly and wise,

did not diversify his shots

and kept driving persistence

to the backboard.

 

I looked on in disbelief

just as suddenly realizing why Molhman

always picked on me since age of six.

 

So with hook shot in hand,

set shot from perimeter,

jump shot from downtown

this Larry

meaning Jaffe

asked that Larry

meaning Mohlman

if I shot just like a Jew too.

 

He did not answer

turning red as his hair

as I proceeded to

take him to the cleaners

while all I could think

about were showers.

 

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